Kicking Cancer’s Ass
October is famous for spooktacular fun as well as raising awareness for Breast Cancer with its juxtaposition of iconic pink ribbons and pumpkins. Though the frightastic festivities are over, please remember the fight against breast—and all—cancers doesn’t end on the 31st.
As a matter of fact, it’s just getting started as each new month focuses attention on one of many individual cancers—but few are blessed with enough media attention to make a difference. Unknown symptoms cause some cancers (ovarian, pancreatic, lung) to grow undetected for years… and by then it could be too late.
A Stage III or IV diagnosis commonly sideswipes disbelieving patients who had no prior physical indication of what was happening. Which is why we all need to do our part in spreading the word. Here’s how you can protect your own health and help the millions battling one of modern history’s most horrific diseases.
- Be vigilant with annual check-ups—schedule next year’s appointment before leaving the doctor’s office and save it on your phone.
- Write down any seemingly “innocent” symptoms (nausea, bloating, fatigue) and discuss each with your physician.
- Request tests that go beyond the current standard of care. Not many women are familiar with CA-125, a blood test that can indicate early signs of ovarian cancer.
- Stop smoking. Period. (A no-brainer though the tobacco industry continues to reap ridiculous profits. Yes, even in 2016.)
- Eat organic or grow your own food whenever possible as pesticides are known to cause cancer.
- Limit alcohol. If you rarely drink, stop. Those who drink regularly should cut down to no more than one drink daily.
- Eliminate sugar and processed foods from your diet as both contribute to chronic inflammation, DNA damage and, ultimately, cancer. Can’t say it, don’t eat it.
- Don’t use talcum powder on female private parts as research proves it causes ovarian cancer. Juries nationwide have awarded OC patients multi-million dollar settlements.
- Along with staving off other ailments, daily exercise reduces your risk of cancer across the board.
- Surround yourself with positive people. Connect with nature. Meditate. Think good, feel better.
For the Cause
- Volunteer at a cancer hospital, hospice or support group.
- Offer your talents (writing, design, cold calling) to a non-profit organization.
- Provide rides to and from treatments for those with no immediate family.
- Make a tax-deductible monetary contribution or donate an old car.
- Participate in local fundraising events—from marathons to college relays.
- Cut long hair for children’s hairpieces through Locks of Love.
- Become a cancer coach or sponsor to newly diagnosed patients.
- Speak out and educate family, friends and the community.
Most of all, DON’T FORGET TO VOTE ON NOVEMBER 8. Halloween wasn’t nearly as scary as what could possibly become America’s reality. Despite the sad, circus status of this election, it’s up to everyone to eradicate cancer and the next President will be pivotal in supporting—or not supporting—the cause. Isn’t that the goal?
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Supergeil’s Uber, Zuber, Super Reach
Leave it to those wild ‘n’ wacky Germans to always be so dang innovative and uber-cool. But it’s not all gummi bears, bratwurst, and three-ring binders. (Yup, they even invented those.) Think Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Puma, Henkels, Hugo Boss, Siemens, T*Mobile (who knew?), and a long list of popular global brands that surprisingly hail from Deutschland. One that’s near and dear to me is Volkswagen — my very first car was a classic 1972 fire engine red VW Beetle with white leather interior. Talk about kickass. The brand single-handedly revolutionized the advertising industry back in 1960 with the following campaign: At first glance, one might assume VW is calling their own product a lemon, but further reading discloses the rigorous inspection program every car endures, concluding with this little gem. “We pluck the lemons; you get the plums.” Brilliant. The man behind the ad, William Bernbach of the Doyle Dane Bernbach agency (he’s considered the father of the “creative revolution”), explained that one must learn how a product relates to the target audience. Seems simple enough, but how he conveyed that information ushered in a brand-new era of advertising. But this isn’t 1960 and, most likely, you aren’t selling cars.
Factor in another fun tidbit — we’ve expanded the playing field. Just a tad. The Internet and the social media platforms it’s spawned are more prolific than cockroach farms in China. Regardless of industry, connecting with your demographic via social media could be as daunting as selling German cars to Americans shortly after World War II. So what’s the solution? Fast forward to February 2014, when another gem of pure genius poked it’s viral little head right out of … you guessed it, the land of Neuschwantstein. The Edeka grocery chain (7,000 stores throughout Germany) debuted “Supergeil,” a super savvy, super cool, and super funny video that abandons tradition for a more youth-oriented image. (Translation: super wicked, awesome, terrific, and, believe it or not, horny. Oh, yeah.)
Call it twisted whimsy or an obviously insightful ploy to turn grocery shopping into entertainment (not to mention the country’s adorably blasé attitude toward sexual entendre), but at nearly 10 million YouTube views and growing, it’s safe to say Edeka’s mashup of marketing and edgy humor is super successful. Add to that the fact that 64% of all viewers make a purchase after watching videos, and I’m guessing Edeka’s world domination isn’t too far off.
See what all the buzz is about:
Quick question: do you even care what Friedrich Liechtenstein, the 58-year-old musician/actor/part-time TV host, is singing about? Neither do I. Point is, you can’t stop watching. Particularly the milk bath with muesli part. (My fave. Yum.) Pharrell may be “Happy,” but let’s do the super math here. Germany’s version of “Gangnam Style” solicited a damn nice ROI for Edeka, no? That’s a lot of spaetzle, mein liebchens.
So what’s today’s lesson? (There’s always a lesson.) Hire a quirky, middle-aged personality willing to make zuber zany music videos? (We know a funny one.) Yes, that’s a great start — but it’s also about companies thinking beyond their comfort zone, especially when hoping to shake things up. This could be a long shot, but I think six million-plus customers would certainly get things shaking. (Perhaps even escalate to high frappé.)
Why not emulate Edeka? Throw tradition to the curb, incorporate titillating videos that connect in unexpected ways, and contact Splinkink for the uber-brilliant gameplan that gets you going … because “status quo” is as exciting as moldy sauerkraut.
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